Life is backwards!

If you ask me, life is all backwards, its all the wrong way around!

You should start out dead and get it out of the way. This means you can claim the money on your life insurance policy so you have a nice lump sum to play with, go buy a sports car.

You get kicked out of the old peoples home you are currently residing for being too healthy. You go and collect your pension so not only do you have the life insurance money but also a monthly pension...nice! Your loaded and getting younger...cool!

You start work with no intense training and no stressful interviews. You simply give them a gold watch on your first day and you're all set.

You work 40 years or so, each arriving with fewer and fewer stressful responsibilities, until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement where you drink alcohol, party, and are generally promiscuous as you get ready for high school.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid. You play and have loads of fun with no responsibilities,

Finally you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, and then you finish off as blissful explosion!

This is how life should be! It is all backwards!